In the era of countdowns there is one which takes the cake. It is the TOP-10 of how to reject the opposite sex !! And to aid in the accurate genesis of where the problem actually lies, we also try to decipher what it actually means.

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)

Rank	Angrezi	What it actually means
10	I think of you as a brother.	You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance."
9	There's a slight difference in our ages.	I don't want to do it to my dad
8	I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way	You are the ugliest jerk I've ever laid eyes upon
7	I'm celibate	I've sworn off only the men like you
6	My life is too complicated right now.	I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm dating.
5	I don't date men where I work	I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same college
4	I've got a boyfriend	I prefer my male cat and a pepsi can.
3	It's not you, it's me	It's you.
2	I'm concentrating on my career	Even something as boring and unfulfilling as surface anatomy is better than dating you
1	Let's be friends	I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I'm having a ball with.

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...)

P.S. Dejected Lovers and aashiqs of both sexes are most welcome to send their interpretation of the above angrezi and also add to my knowledge !