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When Bill Gates was in India, he had a chance to listen
Ramayana from Atal Behari Vajpayee. After returning to US
he wrote it in his personal Diary. A Tabloid in US got a copy
of his writings. These are excerpts from his diary...
LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR
named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM
after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat
and SED-rughana.
RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His
brothers, however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM
was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta.
Twelve years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as
his successor. However, Queen CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was
once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND,
took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid
(a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED
and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the forest for 14 years.
At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through
DOS-rat and he Crashed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO
forest and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man also
resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother.
The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR
of RAW-van, the MAIN PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by RAM's
stature, she proposed that RAM INSERT his LAN JACK into her
LAN Card and marry her. RAM refused to get his Database CORRUPTed
and politely Closed the Document.
Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress,
she hastened to kill her. RAM took the step of DELeting SPARC-nakha
nose off her system. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka,
where RAW-wan, moved by TRAN-SISTOR's plight, approached his
uncle MAR-icha.
MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag
and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase,
RAM shot the deer, who, with his last breath, cried out desperately
for LSI-man in RAM's voice.
Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man to
his brother's Help. Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED
'C'ta from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to
LAN-ka.
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INTERVAL
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RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all
over the forest. They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM
ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN.
SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS
to use powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta.
His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests.
Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not to forget
the SPIDERS and 'WEBCRAWLERS' (Insects) and tried to 'INFO
SEEK' something about 'C'ta. Some of them even shouted YAA-HOO'
but they all ended up with '404 (NOT FOUND) MESSAGES'. Several
other SEARCH algorithms proved useless.
Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross
the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED
himself into RAW-WAN's workspace, LAN-ka. After doing some
local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE.
Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to
'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and
asked him to send a 'STATUS_OK' MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile
all the raakshasa BUGS around 'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and
tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed
to spread chaos by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN then
happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUS
MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev.
RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on and
prepared for the battle. One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost
FORMATted RAM & LSI-man Operating System with a powerful
Boot Sector Virus. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X
gradients and ReBooted RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE
CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's
presense on earth.
After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded
his MICROSOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all
USERS and every one lived happily everafter. ..
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