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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and
noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing
that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources. No
mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs
and launches during system initialization, where it monitors
all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night
10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no
longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I cannot seem to keep wife 1.0 in the background while attempting
to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking
about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does
not work on this program.
Can you please help me !!!???
Thanks, A TROUBLED USER
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Dear TROUBLED USER,
This is a very common problem men complain about, but is
mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade
from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0
is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is
an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by it's creator to run everything.
It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still
convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within
your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0
so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete,
or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not
designed to do this.
Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but
end up with more problems than the original system. Look in
your manual under "Warnings- Alimony/Child support". I recommend
you keep Wife 1.0 and deal with the situation.
I suggest installing background application program C:\YES
DEAR to alleviate software augmentation. Having installed
Wife 1.0 myself, I might also suggest you read the entire
section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must
assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might
occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action
will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid
excessive use of C:\YES DEAR because ultimately you may have
to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system
will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long
as you take the blame for all the GPFs.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high-maintenance.
Consider buying additional software to improve the performance
of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2K. Do not,
under any circumstances install Secretary with Short Skirt
3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and
is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of Luck, Tech Support
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