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Wardy Badla

08 Feb 2002
Callchit...."i visited u on 3am and u were formnd missing", callchit deposit ur bike for 2 weeks", 'u people are worse then dogs (daags)'. All these things we hope will be missing for some time , we have got a change, change of warden, nagraj is history now and replaced by Lt Col Goel. time to relax or ,.........
let's see how the new wardn is??

Half no more

15 Dec 2001
The days of Wednesday and Saturday afternoon slumber are over. Announcing the passing away of Half Days. All days are full days now. So no more waiting for a half day to do the disappearing act to Mahabaleshwar.

The "Rock Show" ends

31 Aug 2001
After some glorious years of association, 'Rock" aka Gen VW Tilak hangs up his assortment of uniforms and disguises !! As he steps into retirement, we at afmcites.com wish him all the best for the future. As he gave the farewell speech, his notable achievements included Rs Five lac for a Basket Ball court and Rs 13 Lack for the renovation of the bathrooms of the Girls Hostel !! ( We surely wonder and await the outcome... desperately !!-Ed).

Annual Alumni Student Debate

01 Aug 2001
Today's Generation believes in the mantra of "Instant Gratification "

It's a war between concepts, a fight of opinions and a clash of generations.
Be there in Bharadwaj Audi at 930am on 4th Aug and make yourself heard.

You can also use very our own discussion boards to make yourself heard. Click here for more

WWF rediscovered

27 July 2001
It was a like a Hindi movie.. and that too showing a WWF match. The Boy's Hostel turned into a battle field. As K2 and L2 fought over a lost audio casette (no this time they did not fight over the fairer sex), things took a drastic turn as emotions turned into motions !! There were missiles like helmets, stones et al, each thrown at each other with murderous intentions. Things took a melodramatic turn when the wardy decided to intervene- 'Agar tumne aage jaana hai to meri laash ke upar se jaana hoga '. The toll included 17 guys hurt including 2 who had to be detained in the ICU !! A score were sent home for a month (cooling off time !!).
A word of caution.. the audio casette is still lost. Watch out for more.

Traffic rules in campus

20 May 2001
Driving in afmc campus is now more terrifing experience than in city roads ! The reason being stirct rules ! You can get away from local pandus by telling urself army officers or press walla (it really works ) but here u cant do any thing . You have to wear helmets, You cant overspeed and overspeed means anything above 40!
Even there are plenty of those one-way roads stuff to confuse the whole issue and increase ur petrol consumption.Then there are those mostrouse breakers which even give ur anatomy a good jhatka even if u cross them at 10. If you get caught you could be fined 100-250 + some negative points (100 negative points amount to detaination for 6 month !!!!) or your 2-wheeler may be withheld for a period of 15 days to 3 months ! Now i think it is better to walk than this all ! dont u agree??

Silhouettes concludes

22 Jan 2001
Silhouettes 2001 ended yesterday with AFMC Blues and Reds winning the respective titles followed by an all-night basketball court social. AFMC also won the Rampage2001 and Footloose2001 this year. The choreography was won with style when our guys took on the competition blind-folded !! Yes no jokes, they did their act in perfect unison with eyes blindfolded.

New Year Party @ AFMC

21 Jan 2001

I guess times they are a changing..... I read about the New Year "social" and my mind wanders back to 1970 ..... a long long time ago. H batch had just completed the worst of the ragging (did I say "ragging"? .... the then Dean Bhasker Mahadevan insisted there was no such thing!) and we decided to find out what the "scene" was like.
A group of us rented the Eichstat Hall (the one with the church next to Empress Garden ... did I spell it right?) and then with MarzoRin providing the sandwiches, a local group providing live music and courtsey friends in ASPT and IAT the booze came in almost "free" ..... we doctored the booze into a very palatable punch (with lemon juice/sugar/pudhina and ginger juice) and of course, it was after all, the days before the original Woodstock ..... and let it not be said that AFMC was not ahead of the times!
About a hundred guys showed up (from other batches too!) .... almost everyone brought in a "chic"..... and with rythm of the loud music, the rush of the alcohol and the all prevelant aromas in the air, a wonderful time was had by all. I am sure many boys became men on that fateful night, and I had thought it was just between consenting adults ..... but the next day I was approached by the church elders, who questioned the multitude of "safety" devices that they found used and discarded on the church grounds! I guess hormones dont recognise religeous values!
That was 30 years ago ....... and I think most of my batchmates are still having a rollicking good time! I am sure you will hear other such stories of the years gone by in AFMC ..... I remember it as a truly wonderful experience!

Contributed By
deraye@aol.com [H]
Obituary

15 Jan 2001
Our own Laaloo, the man with the golden smile, amoebic dishes and the heart of an afmcite died in Pune after his myocardium could take no more! He came to the college in early 90's and managed the new insti canteen ever since then.

New Year Party @ AFMC

01 Jan 2001
The NEW YEAR NIGHT was celebrated here as usual with a dance party (we call it SOCIAL). This social turned to be cleanest one thanks to an untimely drizzle (chaps here turnup beside that)from GOD ! then rainwater was the only liquid flowing. Even the gals dresses were so long that even the floor was cleaned !!(no toast for eyes)..and finally some anti-SOCIAL elements prefer going early to bed rather than breaking floor till morning !

Contributed By
Sandeep Sharma [K2]
MATCH FIXING !!!

30 Dec 2000
On the eve of E batch reunion a football match was organised between alumni and cadets. There were some funny moments when student team were made to under perform ! Final score were 2-0 in favour of alumni (taking in consideration that refree (Lt Col PK Singh )too was playing for alumni side!!. Besides till the end of match there were 15 players in alumni team and 5 in students . Now this was one match I am sure was fixed !!!

Contributed By
Sandeep Sharma [K2]
NEW MESS IN OUR MESSES

18 Dec 2000
The already hi-tech mess of AFMC goes even hi-tech-er.
As if the automatic hand dryer machine wasn’t enough we are now getting a centralised music system! Sounds great....but there is a slight hitch - the music played is always instrumental (excluding the morning “bhakti songs” that is). I believe they play old melodies once in a while. Worst affected are first year students who hear ALMOST the SAME music in there dissection hall. A grand prize for the person who locates where exactly the system operates from. (perhaps in the resident warden’s office ?)

Contributed By
Sandeep Sharma [K2]
 
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