| Daru ki Botal ka Label |
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| WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not. |
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| WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you
to tell the same boring story over and over again until your
friends want to CRUSH YOUR HEAD. |
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| WARNING: Consumption of
alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. |
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| WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you
to thay shings like thish. |
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| WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think that the guy dancing next to you is actually Ashwariya
Rai begging for a kiss. |
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| WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone
them at 4 in the morning. |
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| WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you
to lose your wallet, bike keys, and bike. |
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| WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading
cause of inexplicable bruises on the backside. |
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| WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your pants. |
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| WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you are tougher, more handsome and smarter than
some really, really big guy dancing with the babe of the batch. |
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| WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe you are invisible |
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| WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you
to think people are laughing WITH you |
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| WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx
in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large)
gaps of time may seem to disappear |
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| WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually
CAUSE pregnancy |
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| WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you believe
that your 100cc moped is actually a 650cc Honda and Sholapur
Road a test track. |
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| WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you
to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose
species and or name you can't remember). |
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