| Shutri |
a word politely used for a plain and simple lie
!! |
| Timepass (TP) |
The purest form of human interaction, it is the
best speciality that AFMC offers. TP is almost always aimless,
useless, and in some situations, destructive. It houses the
maximum number of experts in its hall of fame, and has resulted
in many a wasted Sunday afternoon, unslept saturday nights,
missed clinics and low attendance. Happens to be the favourite
..er timepass of afmcites |
| Shimla |
The top of the single cupboard in a triple seater
room has accomodated a record number of 12 freshers at a time,
in various positions held together by a common bond of sheer
terror ! |
| Darjeeling |
The top of the combined cupboard in a triple seater
room. Has accomodated a record of 26 freshers in the height
of fresher term, proving that there is no bonding like male
bonding. |
| Mt Abu |
A hill station on the ledge of the mantle piece
in a triple seater room. There are three in a room, with spacious
accomodation for 4 freshers. |
| VIIth and IXth heaven |
The rods of the hostel room ventilators offer
immense pleasureable sensations when hanging by them. |
BABA |
Babas generally are gurus of their respective
fields and consider other pastimes infra-dig. It is actually
a state of mind. |
| Pluto |
The destination of every asronaut;
has been extensively colonised by hored of intrepid Babas on
rockets and submarines. Can be attained by a mixture of two
cassetes of Pink Floyd stat in combination with a liberal dose
of a herbal launching fuel worth Rs ten only. |
| Mars |
It is a favourite tourist destination of Babas,
but on an orbit lower than Pluto. Can be attained with a help
of liquid propellant. Is overcrowded on social nights and Saturdays. |
| Texas |
What the Wild West was to every cowboy wotrh
his weight in grass, Texas is to every Baba worth his weight
in grass. Has been roumoured that a low score in the USMLE Exams
finally drives a man to Texas. Has p |
| FOSLA |
Frustrated One-Sided Lovers Association. This
society attracts many a has been romeo; whose soulful glances
and walks down the mandir lane don't create any inroads in the
larger dream of love nest and love bird housed therein. Has
a large membership after fresher term and the initial rush of
dissection hall hormones after which attendance rises steadily. |
| BASA |
Brother and Sister Association. This is a very
special club of the college. It also draws heavily from FOSLA.
Many an honourable suitor, upon learning that he had been cut
down to size decided to stem the flow of blood with a well timed
Rakhi. Thus, everyone is happy; the guy gets his feminine company
and the woman gets a bonded labourer. |
| SUPERTOP |
the roof of boys hostel ,ideal place used as
launchpad for above mentioned spacecrafts recently included
in OOB LIST |
| OOB LIST |
out of bound list ,includes those "stop' light
area ,some 'A' grade thetares and GIRLS HOSTEL !! |
| CAT |
cool/casual afmcite type: these are the guys
who do every damn thing in this worl faggin, boozing ,dating
,galing {its different from dating } and still manage to pass
exams !!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ROYAL |
these are just same as above with the only difference
they cross that 'thin red line' & manage to fail |
| Pink Floyd |
If AFMC were to name its saints, these guys would
be named not just saints but messiahs, prophets adn saviours.
The bhajans created by Waters, Barrett, Wright, Gilmour adn
Mason have time and again taught many lost souls learning to
fly, resulted in the coming back to life many a comfortably
numb individuals and have generated high hopes in their times. |
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